Back in Austin

And you probably don't know what that means.
So let me tell you.
It's poker time again. After a month of very little poker, I'm going to be hitting it hard.
I learned that my parents will be expecting $380 a month from me to help pay for my apartment, tuition, etc. and as long as I don't have a real job, that'll have to come from poker.
So with my first mission accomplished, a new one has emerged.

But there is a chance I get a temporary 9-5 $15/hr job.
I'd absolutely love to land that.
But I seem to have a sign on my forehead that says 'don't hire me!' I don't know what it is. If I don't have connections, I don't get jobs. But when I have jobs, I'm a good employee.
Fuggit, jobs aren't for poker players.