FUCK Technology, Superbowl Commercials

Here we go, running commentary on the Super Bowl commercials.

Wild animals are in.

That FedEX commercial as well as the following Bud Light commercials were pure gold.
"Magic Fridge"

That bi-lingual, Toyota hybrid commercial was stupid. If you're going to have a bi-lingual guy, make sure the dumb fuck can speak English without sounding like a retard.

5:51
Movie Trailers suck, I won't comment on them.

Jay Mohr, and P-Diddy R&B Diet Pepsi, gay.
"That was the worst commercial I've seen," says Lonnie.

5:58

"Right down the middle" Hawks up 3-0

Aleve = gay - Start Trek and what not

Ameriquest, hilaaaarious - "That killed him." Right as the mom and daughter walk in to the hospital room.

Bud Light - cleanin' the gutters
This one was alright, the slapstick violence was nice

6:04
Diet Coke stands in as Diet Pepsi's stunt double, per Jay Mohr's request. Funny, but w/e. Jackie Chan plays opposite the can.

6:12

More animals - Budweiser. Funny but I"m not sure what jsut happened

ESPN Mobile - awesome commercial conceptually and carried out perfectly.
At first I was thinking the guy was gay for not checking out the action around him. Then I realized he's a badass because that's exactly what he's checking out -- on his phone.

6:17

Careerbuilder.com , once again, we see that animals = funny. Especially when it's money burning money and smoking cigars while celebrating the apparent succes of the company.


2007 Escalade - eh, someone paid too much for that commercial. Cool in it's way, I guess.

The Steelers offense is looking like shit. Big Ben has a big problem. He doesn't seem to mind.

Dove - self-esteem fund, for girls of course. Girls have low self-esteem, whoop di shit, so do guys. We don't need a fund. GAY

YUM YUM, time for wings

Randle El just got owned, ouch

Toyota hybrid - I wish I could sing like Kermit. "It's not that easy being green" Dumb -payoff

Michelobe Ultra - You were open, now you are CLOSED!!" funny stuff, girl gets slammed to the turf. In the name of polical corectness, the guys gets his come-uppance.


6:35
GoDaddy time - GoDaddy girls, they look so trashy :( but their heart was in the right place
Eric informs me this day has more domestic violence than any other. Oops

6:39

GiletteFusion - It's traditional for Gillette to introduce new products at major sporting events. 5- blades, lol.

FUCK, Firefox crashed. My constant copying to paste just in case, didn't work because... not sure why... no paste option. The autosave function for Blogger.com fucked me in the ass.

OMG, I'm pissed. I hate technology. I was only running three windows and AIM. WTF.

:27 to go in the game, PIT will win. Fuck this.

lol, game over. Seahawks fucked up. lol 21-10 gg