OMG

What the fuck?
When it wants to be bad, it will fucking be bad.
I decided before going to bed, I'd play .5/1 NL HE until I got up $10.
Whoop dee shit, lofty goal

Anyway, the day was already goofy. My QQ lost to AT in a PS 20/20. That would have put me in great position, but instead I was hurting. Then my AK lost to AT with a river T and it was over.

Then I played a HU match. My turned set, was squashed by a turned flush.


OMG, something fucked up just happened, in keeping with the night. But I'll go in chronological order.

I'm talking to a friend, Hop, online and I tell him that this is a fucked up night. Then this happens.

SPECOPS85: ----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to BurntOrng [8d 8c]
angel1234: calls $1
mikey88: folds
BurntOrng: raises to $4
Venars: calls $3
angel1234: calls $3
----- FLOP ----- [7d 9h Tc]
BurntOrng: bets $5
Venars: folds
angel1234: calls $5
----- TURN ----- [7d 9h Tc][7h]
BurntOrng: checks
angel1234: bets $7
BurntOrng: calls $7
SPECOPS85: ----- RIVER ----- [7d 9h Tc 7h][Ac]
BurntOrng: checks
angel1234: bets $9
BurntOrng: folds
Returned uncalled bets $9 to angel1234
----- SHOW DOWN -----
angel1234: shows [2c 7c] (Three of a kind, Sevens, Ace high)
angel1234 collects $34.25 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $36 Main pot $34.25 Rake $1.75
Board [7d 9h Tc 7h Ac]
Seat 2: mikey88 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BurntOrng (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 4: Venars (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: angel1234 showed [2c 7c] and won ($34.25) with Three of a kind, Sevens, Ace high

Winning that hand would have put me above $90.
No dice...
This hand would've done the trick too.

SPECOPS85: ------Seat 1: TPC07 ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: mikey88 ($15.75 in chips)
Seat 3: BurntOrng ($79.75 in chips)
Seat 4: mimse ($8.50 in chips)
Seat 6: angel1234 ($65.74 in chips)
angel1234: posts small blind $0.50
TPC07: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to BurntOrng [Ad Ac]
mikey88: folds
BurntOrng: calls $1
mimse: folds
angel1234: calls $0.50
TPC07: checks
----- FLOP ----- [3d 6s Qd]
HopDawg29: dont gfeel bad, i was in a 30 SNG andhad QQ guy calls three reraises and i push and he has AJ and cathes a J high str8
HopDawg29: knocked meout
SPECOPS85: angel1234: bets $2
TPC07: folds
BurntOrng: raises to $6
angel1234: calls $4
----- TURN ----- [3d 6s Qd][4s]
angel1234: checks
BurntOrng: bets $9
angel1234: calls $9
----- RIVER ----- [3d 6s Qd 4s][7h]
angel1234: checks
BurntOrng: checks
----- SHOW DOWN -----
angel1234: shows [Qc 4h] (Two Pairs, Queens and Fours, Seven high)
BurntOrng: mucks hand [Ad Ac]
angel1234 collects $31.50 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $33 Main pot $31.50 Rake $1.50
Board [3d 6s Qd 4s 7h]
Seat 1: TPC07 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: mikey88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BurntOrng mucked [Ad Ac]
Seat 4: mimse folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: angel1234 (small blind) showed [Qc 4h] and won ($31.50) with Two Pairs, Queens and Fours, Seven high

I limped because that donk tried to raise with shit out of the blinds. It didn't happen here, and my aces were cracked, perhaps justly.
Then this happened:

SPECOPS85: TPC07: posts small blind $0.50
mikey88: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to BurntOrng [Ah Th]
BurntOrng: raises to $3
Nomiz: folds
agger: calls $3
TPC07: folds
mikey88: calls $2
----- FLOP ----- [7c 9c Ad]
mikey88: checks
BurntOrng: bets $6
agger: folds
mikey88: calls $6
HopDawg29: =-O
SPECOPS85: ----- TURN ----- [7c 9c Ad][8s]
mikey88: bets $4.50 and is all-in
BurntOrng: calls $4.50
----- RIVER ----- [7c 9c Ad 8s][Jh]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
mikey88: shows [Tc Qc] (A Straight, Queen high)
BurntOrng: shows [Ah Th] (A Straight, Jack high)
mikey88 collects $29 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $30.50 Main pot $29 Rake $1.50
Board [7c 9c Ad 8s Jh]
Seat 1: TPC07 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mikey88 (big blind) showed [Tc Qc] and won ($29) with A Straight, Queen high
Seat 3: BurntOrng lost
Seat 4: Nomiz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: agger folded on the Flop

Then very next hand, this occured.

----HAND 3------
Game #1202701524: Hold'em NL ($0.50/$1) - 2005/12/28 - 02:16:33 (ET)
Table "Purple" Seat 1 is the button.
Seat 1: TPC07 ($35.50 in chips)
Seat 2: mikey88 ($29 in chips)
Seat 3: BurntOrng ($66 in chips)
Seat 4: Nomiz ($91 in chips)
Seat 5: agger ($155 in chips)
Seat 6: Quinn324 ($40 in chips)
mikey88: posts small blind $0.50
BurntOrng: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to BurntOrng [6h Tc]
Nomiz: folds
agger: calls $1
Quinn324: folds
Quinn324 sits out
TPC07: folds
mikey88: folds
BurntOrng: checks
----- FLOP ----- [Td Th 9d]
BurntOrng: bets $2
agger: raises to $5
BurntOrng: calls $3
SPECOPS85: ----- TURN ----- [Td Th 9d][7c]
BurntOrng: checks
agger: bets $7
BurntOrng: raises to $22
agger: calls $15
----- RIVER ----- [Td Th 9d 7c][Jd]
BurntOrng: checks
agger: bets $13
BurntOrng: calls $13
----- SHOW DOWN -----
agger: shows [Kc Qh] (A Straight, King high)
BurntOrng: mucks hand [6h Tc]
agger collects $79.50 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $82.50 Main pot $79.50 Rake $3
Board [Td Th 9d 7c Jd]
Seat 1: TPC07 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mikey88 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BurntOrng (big blind) mucked [6h Tc]
Seat 4: Nomiz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: agger showed [Kc Qh] and won ($79.50) with A Straight, King high
Seat 6: Quinn324 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

So now I'm down to $20 or whatever the fuck. Then, as I mention above something else fucked up happened. I was dealt AA in the SB. My connection went down when the action got to me. Instead of folding me, I sat there unable to do anything, looking at my AA as the hand was checked down.
A-hi won, but I wasn't awarded any all-in protection side pot... so why the fuck wasn't my hand folded? What the fuck?

I press on...

------HAND 25------
Game #1202728744: Hold'em NL ($0.50/$1) - 2005/12/28 - 02:34:15 (ET)
Table "Purple" Seat 6 is the button.
Seat 1: TPC07 ($13.50 in chips)
Seat 2: mikey88 ($17.50 in chips)
Seat 3: BurntOrng ($15.75 in chips)
Seat 4: NewSlang ($19 in chips)
Seat 5: Edna ($59.25 in chips)
Seat 6: Quinn324 ($71 in chips)
TPC07: posts small blind $0.50
mikey88: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to BurntOrng [8d Qd]
BurntOrng: raises to $3
NewSlang: folds
Edna: folds
Quinn324: folds
TPC07: calls $2.50
mikey88: calls $2
----- FLOP ----- [4s Qs 9s]
TPC07: checks
mikey88: checks
BurntOrng: bets $12.75 and is all-in
TPC07: folds
mikey88: calls $12.75
----- TURN ----- [4s Qs 9s][Kh]
----- RIVER ----- [4s Qs 9s Kh][As]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
BurntOrng: shows [8d Qd] (A Pair of Queens, Ace high)
mikey88: shows [Kc 9c] (Two Pairs, Kings and Nines, Ace high)
mikey88 collects $33 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $34.50 Main pot $33 Rake $1.50
Board [4s Qs 9s Kh As]
Seat 1: TPC07 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: mikey88 (big blind) showed [Kc 9c] and won ($33) with Two Pairs, Kings and Nines, Ace high
Seat 3: BurntOrng lost
Seat 4: NewSlang folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Edna folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Quinn324 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Fuck this, let's play 1/2 NL and see if I can lose my whole Interpoker bankroll.

Update: yes I'm tilting. Yes I should have folded. Yes AA just lost again, yes that's the biggest pot I've ever played...

------HAND 1------
Game #1202746814: Hold'em NL ($1/$2) - 2005/12/28 - 02:47:04 (ET)
Table "Alshain" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: ThePPlaya ($82.99 in chips)
Seat 2: Jonas666 ($662.79 in chips)
Seat 3: BurntOrng ($116.75 in chips)
Seat 4: rem000 ($68.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Snowcone ($81.75 in chips)
Seat 6: puerto ($29.01 in chips)
Snowcone: posts small blind $1
puerto: posts big blind $2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to BurntOrng [Ac Ad]
ThePPlaya: folds
Jonas666: calls $2
BurntOrng: raises to $8
rem000: folds
Snowcone: calls $7
puerto: folds
Jonas666: calls $6
----- FLOP ----- [8s 4d 2d]
Snowcone: bets $4
Jonas666: folds
BurntOrng: raises to $20
Snowcone: raises to $73.75 and is all-in
BurntOrng: calls $53.75
----- TURN ----- [8s 4d 2d][Ks]
----- RIVER ----- [8s 4d 2d Ks][7s]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Snowcone: shows [8c 8h] (Three of a kind, Eights, King high)
BurntOrng: shows [Ac Ad] (A Pair of Aces, King high)
Snowcone collects $170.50 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $173.50 Main pot $170.50 Rake $3
Board [8s 4d 2d Ks 7s]
Seat 1: ThePPlaya folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Jonas666 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: BurntOrng lost
Seat 4: rem000 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Snowcone (small blind) showed [8c 8h] and won ($170.50) with Three of a kind, Eights, King high
Seat 6: puerto (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Edit Number 2: I lost my whole BR on Interpoker. That's the bad news. The good news is I refused to quit and made it all back at Noble and I'll be reloading $200 very soon.
I am an idiot. I won't argue that.
I'm grounded from being an idiot though.

Anyway, that $170 pot I lost is no longer my biggest pot every.
Try $436
OMG, I'm insane and I'm going to bed.

(I requested the HH from Noble)