Bonus Whoring

I moved $507 to PokerStars to capitalize on the depoit bonus. Since then, I've played two SnGs so far. I had a mixture of good luck and bad on my wat to 7th place and 2nd place finishes.
Luckily, the 7th place finish came in a $6.50 turbo. There wasn't a whole lot I could do about it, IMO.
I raised with AxKh, got a caller in the BB. The flop was 345hhh, he bet silidly and I pushed. He called with 44, and the A on the river wasn't enough help.

Then I moved to a $35+3 6-handed SnG. I decided to fuck around this time, at least with my opponents.

BurntOrnge said, "Let me win guys."
BurntOrnge said, "I'll think about donating 100% of it to cancer research."

Only one guy plays along. 

yogurt said, "gl  to me"
yogurt said, "u can have 2nd"

Can you guess who'll be heads up?

BurntOrnge said, "How about we chop when it gets heads up? I get 100% of the prize pool."
BurntOrnge said, "*does two fist pumps*"

And the battle was on.
We both won some hands early, and I steadily accumulated chips.

BurntOrnge said, "ca caw! ca caw!"
BurntOrnge said, "{That's how birds celebrate)"

BurntOrnge said, "Did you hear that OU's library went up in flames?"
BurntOrnge said, "It's so sad, the books are gone... both of them!"
BurntOrnge said, "They hadn't even finished coloring one of them."

No one laughs, and play continues.
This hand isn't too ghot. Only hand I played weak because I'd been out of comission so long.

*********** # 27 **************
PokerStars Game #2807235248: Tournament #13808199, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2005/10/15 - 01:34:59 (ET)
Table '13808199 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: BurntOrnge (1860 in chips)
Seat 2: yogurt (2375 in chips)
Seat 3: crazydif (1285 in chips)
Seat 4: Roto77 (1855 in chips)
Seat 8: baseball0417 (605 in chips)
Seat 9: ll mitsu ll (1020 in chips)
Roto77: posts small blind 15
baseball0417: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BurntOrnge [Ac 4c]
ll mitsu ll: calls 30
BurntOrnge: calls 30
yogurt: calls 30
crazydif: calls 30
Roto77: calls 15
baseball0417: checks
*** FLOP *** [4d 7s 4h]
Roto77: checks
baseball0417: checks
ll mitsu ll: checks
BurntOrnge: bets 100
yogurt: calls 100
crazydif: folds
Roto77: folds
baseball0417: folds
ll mitsu ll: folds
*** TURN *** [4d 7s 4h] [6h]
BurntOrnge: checks
yogurt: bets 210
BurntOrnge: calls 210
*** RIVER *** [4d 7s 4h 6h] [Qd]
BurntOrnge: checks
yogurt: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BurntOrnge: shows [Ac 4c] (three of a kind, Fours)
yogurt: mucks hand
BurntOrnge collected 800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 800 | Rake 0
Board [4d 7s 4h 6h Qd]
Seat 1: BurntOrnge showed [Ac 4c] and won (800) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: yogurt mucked [5c 6d]
Seat 3: crazydif (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Roto77 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: baseball0417 (big blind) folded on the Flop

BOO

yogurt said, "n"
BurntOrnge said, "Thanks Brah"
yogurt said, "k dawg"

Down to 4, yogurt triples up, crippling both opponents. Then I get fairly lucky.

*********** # 71 **************
PokerStars Game #2807399437: Tournament #13808199, Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2005/10/15 - 01:59:16 (ET)
Table '13808199 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: BurntOrnge (3595 in chips)
Seat 2: yogurt (4125 in chips)
Seat 3: crazydif (750 in chips)
Seat 4: Roto77 (530 in chips)
yogurt: posts small blind 75
crazydif: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BurntOrnge [Kc Th]
Roto77: folds
BurntOrnge: raises 300 to 450
yogurt: folds
crazydif: raises 300 to 750 and is all-in
BurntOrnge: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [3s Ts Jh]
*** TURN *** [3s Ts Jh] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [3s Ts Jh 8h] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
crazydif: shows [Ac 9d] (high card Ace)
BurntOrnge: shows [Kc Th] (a pair of Tens)
BurntOrnge collected 1575 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1575 | Rake 0
Board [3s Ts Jh 8h 6d]
Seat 1: BurntOrnge (button) showed [Kc Th] and won (1575) with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: yogurt (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: crazydif (big blind) showed [Ac 9d] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: Roto77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ll mitsu ll folded on the Flop

Next hand, I don't have lady luck; I have CBL, and I'm not laying down.

*********** # 72 **************
PokerStars Game #2807402923: Tournament #13808199, Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2005/10/15 - 01:59:48 (ET)
Table '13808199 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BurntOrnge (4420 in chips)
Seat 2: yogurt (4050 in chips)
Seat 4: Roto77 (530 in chips)
Roto77: posts small blind 75
BurntOrnge: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BurntOrnge [Jd 3c]
yogurt said, "turns out itwas agood play in that y had aover cards"
yogurt: folds
yogurt said, ":)"
Roto77: raises 380 to 530 and is all-in
BurntOrnge: calls 380
yogurt said, "y had outs"
*** FLOP *** [9d 5c 6d]
*** TURN *** [9d 5c 6d] [Jc]
yogurt said, "nh"
*** RIVER *** [9d 5c 6d Jc] [4c]
Roto77 said, "****"
yogurt said, "woops"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Roto77: shows [6s Kd] (a pair of Sixes)
BurntOrnge: shows [Jd 3c] (a pair of Jacks)
BurntOrnge collected 1060 from pot
BurntOrnge said, "CBL"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1060 | Rake 0
Board [9d 5c 6d Jc 4c]
Seat 1: BurntOrnge (big blind) showed [Jd 3c] and won (1060) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: yogurt (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Roto77 (small blind) showed [6s Kd] and lost with a pair of Sixes

We battle, I get him down to 6xBB, but can't put him away, and he come back. Then this occurs.

*********** # 148 **************
PokerStars Game #2807557532: Tournament #13808199, Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2005/10/15 - 02:25:25 (ET)
Table '13808199 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BurntOrnge (3250 in chips)
Seat 2: yogurt (5750 in chips)
BurntOrnge: posts the ante 25
yogurt: posts the ante 25
yogurt: posts small blind 100
BurntOrnge: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BurntOrnge [Kd Kh]
yogurt: raises 400 to 600
BurntOrnge: raises 2625 to 3225 and is all-in
yogurt: calls 2625
*** FLOP *** [6d 9c 6h]
yogurt said, "wow"
BurntOrnge said, "lol"
yogurt said, "gg"
*** TURN *** [6d 9c 6h] [Qc]
BurntOrnge said, "gg"
*** RIVER *** [6d 9c 6h Qc] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BurntOrnge: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
yogurt: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
yogurt collected 6500 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6500 | Rake 0
Board [6d 9c 6h Qc 2d]
Seat 1: BurntOrnge (big blind) showed [Kd Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes

Should have folded preflop, I guess.
Seat 2: yogurt (button) (small blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won (6500) with two pair, Aces and Sixes